Coppertale • GBHS 2013–15

Chad left his dad's really cool house with eight bathrooms to live in the woods because he was bullied at his old school. He was bullied at his new school too, but there were more places to run. Chad was not a nerd and never did a nerdy thing during his entire tenure at Gooseberry. One time, he had a really cool night where he land surfed and found a bird. When Gooseberry closed, he went back to his old school for a week, but was eventually able to go to Ilvermorny, where he was sorted Thunderbird. Chad graduated and went to college in NYC for magical/muggle fusion computer studies. He was a multi-millionaire in his own right by 30. His house had 12 bathrooms. His stepmom was unilaterally banned from peeing in any of them. PROFILE DROPBOX